The COCAFIX is a revolutionary pendant
with a little secret inside.
Whenever you feel lost, purposeless,
or simply have a bad day,
don’t lose faith: the COCAFIX is there for you.
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Open the magnetic front panel to reveal the emergency
snorting kit for the drug of your choice.
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Made in aircraft-grade aluminium alloy,
the COCAFIX is available in two stunning finishes:
Celestial Silver and Spiritual Black.
“I bought a dozen of them as corporate gift for my associates; they all loved it. Five fucking stars.”
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Introducing the iPoo - the smart diaper that takes care of your health and comfort like never before! With its advanced technology and unique fabric, the iPoo is the ultimate solution for adults who want to stay on top of their excretory health.
The iPoo features a special fabric that acts like a display. With a simple finger’s tap it allows you to check your battery status or quantity of your excrements. With its vibrant colors the SmartCloth display is easy to read and understand, even for those with visual impairments or limited mobility.
The iPoo is internally coated with a groundbreaking material called SuperSorb, which features micro BioSensors. The SuperSorb material is designed to quickly and efficiently absorb urine and feces, leaving the skin dry and comfortable. Meanwhile, the internal BioSensors analyse the quality of your excrements, providing valuable insights into your overall health.
Flextech fabric is elastic and comfortable to wear, making it almost invisible like underwear. The integrated PoowerUP technology uses microbial fuel cells to collect energy from the excrement, ensuring that the iPoo is always powered up and ready to use.
With the iPoo app, you will have unprecedented access to detailed information about your bathroom habits. See how your stool quality and urine output change over time with intuitive graphs and charts. Get insights into your digestive health and track your progress towards your health goals. And with real-time updates and notifications, you will never miss a beat. Whether you're on the go or at home, the iPoo app gives you the information you need to stay healthy and confident.
Meet Poverty Pals by Barboo, the new line of teddy bears that are unlike any other! Each teddy bear is uniquely designed with broken materials, dirt stains, accessories* and frayed fur to capture the essence of being homeless. But don't let their rough exterior fool you; these teddy bears are soft, cuddly, and full of heart. Includes a reusable packaging for homing. Adopt your very own Poverty Pal today.
* ACCESSORIES SOLD SEPARATELY.
Introducing TRIVIAL PUSHER, the first board game specifically designed for drug dealers and suppliers.
Challenge your rivals’ knowledge on the world of illegal substances, and test your mastery on questions about trafficking, law, finance, chemistry, taxonomy and history of drugs.
Make Every Day a Holy Day: CORPUS CRISPIES, the Real Christian Snack.
Wash your hands of responsibilities.
Saponzio Pilato: The conscience cleaner.
Developed under the supervision of the musical director of the Sistine Chapel Choir, the WOJTYŁA REVERB has been painstickly designed to simulate the incredible space of St. Peter Basilica in Rome, delivering a breathtaking sanctuary for your music. Whatever is your religion, twist the knobs to find your holy grail.
The new RATZINGER DISTORTION pedal uses pure Germanium for a clean, undiluted distortion. Move from an old testament gain to a contemporary Novus Ordo setting for a stunning array of powerful sounds. RATZINGER will bring you from Hell to Heaven and back.
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